A day in the life...

Evelynn: I don't like oranges. They make my chin twist.
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Caelan: All right, get in the clothes basket, Evelynn. Abakadabra! Come out! You're a cow!
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McKenna: Yaaaay! (said about just anything; food, her cup, baby dolls, music, etc.) And then she says 'Thank you."
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Evelynn: I didn't do it.
Caelan: I didn't do it.
(Evelynn really did it).
Caelan: Yay! I didn't do it.
Evelynn: Chaucer did it?
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Caelan: I'm ready to go.
Me: But you're naked.
Caelan, indignant: No, I'm not. I have my boots on.
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Evelynn: She almost ran over me with her bike.
Me: Almost or did? There's a difference.
Evelynn: She did almost do it. Right there. See my booboo?
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Evelynn: But why is Christmas over?
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Caelan: But I like Christmas.
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Evelynn: This is not PBS Kids.
Me: Nope, it's called the news.
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Evelynn: I'm hungry.
Me: You should have eaten your dinner.
Evelynn: But it hurt my tongue.
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Caelan: My bike won't go.
Me: You're not pedaling.
Caelan: Can you do it for me?
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